DVDs ~ Threads ~ Stickers
Do you like stuff? I like stuff... so if you dig our stuff, buy some crap so we can keep making movies. Honestly most of this stuff is priced barely above the cost of making it just because I hate over priced crap. It's also quality stuff, because I like quality. Mmm... quality goods... made by starving young arteests... mmmmmm..... independant film making.... mmmm..... be all hip and underground style by not only knowing of our stuff... but having it at your house so that you can show people... show them how very hip, special, smart, and attractive you are!
So, if you like our films, and/or want to share them with others, and/or just want to support some independent Portland film, then groovy.
here's the S&H breakdown...
orders under $5 = free
$5 - $11 = $2
$12 - $19 = $3
$20 - $29 = $4
$30 and up = $6
click here for snail-mail ordering instructions
DVDs
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All DVDs are hand made/printed/put together/blah blah blah by me, and are being sold for not much over cost. Designed by I, Chris himself.
Noise
Contains the epic apartment dark comedy "Noise", as well as the experimental film "December", and the documentary "Making Noise" The DVD is jam packed with special features including numerous commentaries, photo galleries, out takes, easter eggs, and more!
$10.00
Super 8 Collection Vol. 1
Contains 3 super 8 short films by Chris Cooley, each containing a commentary, as well as other special features. Films included are Totoro's Great Escape, Dream's Eye, and A Long Walk on a Cold Day.
$8.00
The Chinaman
Contains many behind the scenes photos, the entire shooting script, two short commentaries by the creators, and a few easter eggs, including outtakes, and a bonus short film.
$8.00
The Chinaman & Super & Col.
you can purchase The Chinaman & The Super 8 Col. at the same time for only $14
$14.00
T- Shirts
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this is no cafe-press bullshit. Nor are these those paper thin crap local band t-shirts. No, no, these are fine quality T's here. Get them while they are hot. Oh so very hot...
Nep Gun T
So elegant... so violent....
Black T w/ White Print
$12.00
Blue Super8 T
so goddamned stylish it HURTS!
Blue shirt w/ Gray/white and Blue print
& "eye" on the sleeve
$15.00
Girly Gun T
just for you ladies... or guys who like small tight shirts....
Black T w/ White Print
or
White T w/ black collar/sleeves & black print
one size vaccuform sexyness (medium)
$16.00
Girly Super8 T
just for you ladies... or guys who like small tight shirts....
Black T w/ White Print
or
White T w/ black collar/sleeves & black print
one size vaccuform sexyness (medium)
$16.00
Stickers
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Stickers.... you know... you stick them on stuff. yay.
Murder & Mayhem stickers. Approx. 5in x 3in. Choose white on black or Black on Clear.
$1.00
Big ass Decals. Approx 10in x 6in. Choose either Black on White, or Black on Clear.
$2.00