Step 1: Write a note/letter stating the products and quantity you want.  (if you are an attractive female, please feel free to include sexy photos of yourself).

Step 2: Put this in an envelope, along with your cash, money order, or check made out to "Neptune Films".  If you are going to send cash, I would recommend that you fold your cash up in a sheet of paper or something so that it doesn't show through the envelope... eh?

Step 3: Make the address on the envelope out to

Chris Cooley

Portland OR, 97214

Step 4: Mail this envelope

Step 5: (optional) email "NeptuneFilms@gmail.com" that you have sent an order.  This will allow the order to be ready and waiting to be sent out as soon as payment is recieved.  Please put "Neptune Order" in the subject box.

Step 6: await the arrival of your sweet, sweet, goodness.